Chazz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Smokin']

I watched this..

Whilst smoking a ciggarete.

The animation was pretty decent dude, nice to see some indie work up on the front page every now and again, you're clearly on the road to getting much better, overall I'll give this a 7.

The music was ok, the animation was fitting and the message, although I do enjoy smoking, is commendable.

Good job.

vakavadesigns responds:

Thanx Chazz! Don't worry I'll practice more and hopefully the next piece will be better.

[Friendship.]

Well.

Unfortunately it seems Newgrounds is unable to appreciate anything which doesn't have a cock joke or racism in it.

It's actually pretty dissapointing, to all the morons who are unable to read the description, this was made in 48 hours, for the movie jam competition. I regret posting this animations here because it seems that the vast majority of you are quite simply retarded, I suppose that's come to expect when Newgrounds is just filled with 12-18 year olds who can't animate, have no creativity and no ability to do, well just about anything. We know ourselves, this isn't the best work we can produce, but for 48 hours work, we did pretty fucking well. Really find some of you quite simply arrogent and up your own arse.

48 hours, with next to no sleep, for this and 90% of you are to moronic to understand it, greeaaat.

funkycaveman responds:

Newgrounds will put off a lot of serious animators if users flame submissions that don't have a penis or pair of tits in. Yes the description is long, but to skim it will take 30 seconds which is about 1/8 of the time of the animation, and you will get a lot more enjoyment by doing this. Yes you have to be slightly educated to understand the story, but in the end we wanted YOU to make up your own mind about what happens. Too many times you are given boring animations that are simple in terms of plot development and are full of common stereotypes. Now we know and for anyone else reading this, if you make an animation, don't leave anything up to the viewer, the majority of people reviewing this flash ask questions that want to be answered, this is because they want more information to spam their minds because they are not creative to think of anything by themselves. They basically want everything handed to them on a plate. Yes I can agree the story may have some plot holes in but the writer did not spend days reading over the story ensuring that everything was in place, if everything seems right it should work. No flash submission is perfect but you still rate them 10. If you enjoyed the flash, by all means rate it 10 but please don't rate lower just because you do not understand. Also I'm not saying that you should rate this a 10, compare it with all the other movie jam submissions (they can be found in the collection) and base all your opinions against them, not with other animations which may have taken years to finally produce. If this is TL;DR you are the type of people I am talking about.

[Bear Bear]

Wow..

That made me Aaw out loud.

Was REALLY beautiful and touching, as well as chilling and creepy.

What a great movie, really projected a kind of deranged innocence.

[Sonic X: Cosmic Chase]

Meh..

You know.. I saw the trailer and got REALLY hyped for this, watching this.. It just didn't live up to it..

I was expecting a REALLY awesome story, a possible 20 minute episode of bad assery but..

It seemed to go up and down, as it went the animation qaulity would SOAR then get REALLY crap again, dunno if this is multiple people working on it or you just rushing it.

It's impressive but I think I would've (and a lot of people) Would've enjoyed it more if you hadn't released a trailer.

Killed the dream man D:

[Link's Barrel Beat]

Oh dear..

I just realised..

Purple Link is giving Green Link head..

Watch every now and then his head pokes out at Green Link's body.. Then gets shoved back down.

[Leo & Satan]

Fantastic.

Have been qouting this daily for weeks.

See you in August.

Oney responds:

lol fo shizzle

[Koden X Prologue Part 1]

Not bad, but by no means good.

The opening appeared mildly promising, had some decent snow effects and a beautiful flash environment.

Unfortunately, no plot development, character likeness, bad character animation and generally sloppy voice acting really made this a bit shit..

Good luck on the next one.

Winzra responds:

As for plot and character "likeness", try to think of it in terms of the opening of a movie. We kind of wanted it to be a little surprising and vague to begin with, but also understand that this originally is suppose to be watched with all 4 parts combined. As for character animation and sloppy voice acting; I can honestly say we tried as best as we could with the voices, and animation always grows with everything you do so.

Bottom line, there is always room to grow!!! :D

Thanks for the review!

[COGS OF WAR 2]

Not to impressive..

Nice, smooth graphics, good sound qaulity.

Only problem.

Boring.. To be honest there was no humour in it, just boring nonsense.

Not bad though, watchable just not funny.

[Shinukoto!]

HAHA!

Ha! I loved it, funniest thing i've seen all week and the ending was just funny as fuck! 10/10

[Narv]

Hey man,

Hey man, pretty random, quite weird, coulda done with a little more movement but you definantly achieved the arty/surreal look.

It's Chazz, get in contact, take care mate.

sysrq868 responds:

It's Narv, the boring bubble. Makes the best of non-movement. Whatever that means.

Thanks for the review!
-- sysrq868